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I ate so much shit today I feel sick and I bet if you cut me open I’d bleed high fructose corn syrup. I cannot wait to get home tomorrow and gain some kind of control over my life back.
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
gettingahealthybody: all1sees: They’re BLUE. but mashed, they’re PURPLE?? AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN????? WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?! Lollll
I just want to go to Disney, run the Princess Half...
my new life goal
Brunch- fruit bowl (one slice canteloupe, some grapes, 2 slices pineapple) vegetable omelette banana w/ peanut butter Late Lunch- sandwich (12 grain bread, grilled chicken, pesto, one slice provolone, spinach, tomatoes) vegetables (tomatoes, cucumbers, green bell pepper) Dinner- (on it’s way!!!) Pita Pita (whole wheat pita, grilled chicken, tzatziki sauce, cucumbers, tomatoes, spinach)...
grandchilren: hey grandma tell us about your crazy college years
me: i reblogged oatmeal
Some hearts understand each other— even in silence.– Yasmin Mogahed (via marisais)
I LIFTED. for the first time. Can I officially be a fitblr now? hahaha I went to a BodyPump class at the fitness center. I am in love. And sore. It’s great :) I’ll be going now on Tuesdays and Saturdays.
“Running isn’t a sport for pretty boys with visions of grandeur. It’s about the...– http://hktrailrunner.tumblr.com/ (via runmarinarun) lovE LOVE LOveoooeLOVeoooLOVEOVOELOVOELVOVE (via angel-likes-running)
And a pathetic scream is heard in the distance...
…as Sam, covered in third degree burns from green tea, suffocates herself with her jump rope on her yoga mat while listening to quiet indie music shit. I knew this is how it would end.
Are you kidding me!?!?!...
Someone went and stole all my cash from my wallet while I was at work. It was my very first shift. It was $15… I hate everyone. This day has been so annoying. On top of that I am PMSing and am currently netting less than a thousand calories. I am literally about to devour someone. Out of anger and hunger…
OH DEAR LORD JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
The hood of car driving in front of us on the highway suddenly popped open and we had to swerve around them. It gave me a miniature heart attack. I can’t even imagine the poor driver of the car. My god. That must have been so scary for them. They were safe and pulled over ok, but seriously…so scary.
Like all dreamers I confuse disenchantment with truth.– Jean-Paul Sartre (via damaged-and-dangerous)
So therefore I dedicate myself to myself, to my art, my sleep, my dreams, my...– Jack Kerouac (via larmoyante)